posted by Paul:

Whoa Nelly.  Two blogs in two days.  I think I just saw a snowflake outside in August ...

So, I'm in something of a pickle, here.  A real doozy that had me pacing the halls this
morning trying to figure out what I should do.  You see, in a little less than a month I'm
preparing to marry the girl of my dreams, the sweet angel in my life, the most amazing
person I've ever known, yada yada yada.  The problem is that the wedding date is on
September 15th.

Which, I have recently found out, is the date of the Michigan/Notre Dame football
game.

...

How did this happen?!?!?  Is this some cruel, cosmic joke played upon me to make me
choose my allegiances?  I mean, I hate to say it, but I've known Michigan a lot longer
than Carol, now ...

Oh, what am I going to do????

...

I think that there is only one fair option available to me, here.  The game is at 3:30
PM.  That gives me plenty of time to go through the ceremony and have a couple of
pictures taken.  It'll be around 3:15 that I'll need to make my move, though.  It
shouldn't be that difficult to arrange a distraction.  A bridesmaid falling down the steps
or something - you know how tipsy bridesmaids get during these weddings.  I'll quickly
switch places with my stunt double and sneak away to the bar to watch the game!  I'll
be back by the time the band's wrapping up and nobody'll be the wiser!

Now I just have to find a stunt double who people will fall for, but won't completely
embarrass me on the dance floor ...

... I wonder how Amos looks in a bow tie?
August 16th, 2007
September 15, 2007